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House Hunters Drinking Game

April 19, 2016 by Carrie Tinsley 1 Comment

HouseHuntersDrinkingGameIf you’re here, you probably read 10 Things I Want to Say to People on House Hunters. If not, you can see that, too!

Drink when the following words or phrases go down in that magical thirty minutes.

  1. Space
  2. Open Concept floor plan
  3. The ubiquitous closet joke (Haha…where will your clothes go?)
  4. Man cave
  5. That carpet has to go
  6. The neighbors are just too close
  7. Stainless steel appliances
  8. Move-in ready
  9. We came for the ocean view
  10. Hardwood floors

 

Two drink situations:

  1. The couple who wanted historic charm and character buys a new construction McMansion
  2. The real estate agent clearly rolls his/her eyes at the stupidity of the couple.
  3. The couple factors their dogs’ needs and wants into home buying (i.e., I LOVE this house, but I’m pretty sure Fluffy wouldn’t like the carpet on the staircase)
  4. The couple factors the need to store some giant off-the-wall collection into their new home (i.e., This is a great house, but I’ma need at least 1500 square feet for my wine collection and she needs another 800 SF for the ceramic figurines that come to life in the middle of the night)
  5. The couple moves “to the beach” but they really buy a house that could be in any suburb in America that is somewhat near the beach

Cheers! Enjoy House Hunters, y’all!

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  1. 10 Things I Want to Say to People on House Hunters - Carrie On Y'all... says:
    April 19, 2016 at 2:13 pm

    […] these people aren’t all bad, but we have invented a House Hunters Drinking Game if you’d ever like to play along with us. However, I also have a few things to say to those […]

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Carrie is a former high school English teacher, turned stay-at-home mom to three children. Her blog Carrie On, Y'all chronicles the misadventures of raising children through a lens of sarcasm, poor housekeeping skills, and mediocre attempts to stay sane. She lives in Arkansas (yes, people live there!) with her husband, three children, dog, and cat. Read More…

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