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Carrie On Housekeeping: St. Becky of Gladeville

November 14, 2014 by Carrie On, Y'all 14 Comments

Friends, I am many things, good and bad, but I am not, will most likely never be…a cleaner. I define the difference between “neat” and “scrubbed-clean” in very strict terms. Our home is neat. We pick up after ourselves (read: I pick up the kids’ stuff, or Jeff gets frustrated and does it, or I threaten the children with […]

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Filed Under: Favorite Posts, Y'all, Humor, Uncategorized Tagged With: cleaning lady, funny, humor, i hate cleaning

Nerdy Carrie: I’m Opening a Literary Cocktails Bar

November 12, 2014 by Carrie On, Y'all 1 Comment

Last December, one of my favorite magazines, Reader’s Digest, plugged a great coffee table book that I just had to have. Sadly, Jeff didn’t get the “hinty-hint-hint” (read: lots of shameless hints) that I wanted, nay, needed this book. When it didn’t appear under the Christmas tree, I took matters into my own hands and grabbed […]

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Filed Under: Humor Tagged With: classic books, cocktails, drinking, funny, humor, literary cocktails, literature, opening a bar

Carrie On Parenting: Revenge of the Wolf-Criers

November 7, 2014 by Carrie On, Y'all 1 Comment

I truly love the story of “the boy who cried ‘Wolf.’” It sank in to me when I was little and throwing a big fit about nothing at all, and my wise mother ingrained in me the idea of only making a fuss over things that really deserve it…because, in our family, we don’t sweat the small […]

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Filed Under: Humor, Parenting, stories of us, Uncategorized Tagged With: crying wolf, kid injuries, whining

Carrie On Parenting: Last Night, I Put Baby in the Corner

November 3, 2014 by Carrie On, Y'all 8 Comments

With apologies to Dirty Dancing fans for this (terrible) borrowing of phrase for reasons completely unrelated to Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Gray, and with apologies to the patrons of Buffalo Wild Wings in our Arkansas town last night from about 5:05-5:20pm…I humbly submit this post. So last night, we were “those” parents, and Sawyer was […]

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Filed Under: Humor, Parenting, stories of us Tagged With: Buffalo Wild Wings, dining with children, humor, out to eat with kids, parenting, parents

An “Incredible” Halloween

October 31, 2014 by Carrie On, Y'all Leave a Comment

I actually LOVE Disney/Pixar films…they contain just enough sass, snark, and sophisticated humor that, while I would rather be in the theater watching Gone Girl, I can easily laugh at the cleverly-placed humor for adults who have forked over $50 to take their families to the movies.) I appreciate all the Disney/Pixar greats, but last […]

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Filed Under: Humor, Parenting, stories of us, Uncategorized Tagged With: Halloween, Halloween costume, super hero, super heroes

The 5 Stages of Supermarket Cart Grief

October 29, 2014 by Carrie On, Y'all 6 Comments

A few months ago, I had a really, really tough day in the grocery store. While I was pushing my cart through the five stages of hell (oh, I meant the canned goods aisle), I considered the stages of my grocery store cart development while parenting. The Baby-Carrier-on-Top-of-the-Cart-Handle Stage:This stage is meant to lure unsuspecting parents into thinking, […]

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Filed Under: Humor, Parenting, stories of us, Uncategorized Tagged With: funny, grocery carts, grocery store, humor, parenting, parents

Carrie On Parenting: Lowering the Crib

October 24, 2014 by Carrie On, Y'all Leave a Comment

Yesterday morning, my almost-18-month-old Sawyer attempted a full gainer dive out of his crib. Lucky for me, I had just gone in his room to wake him up. I was hanging clothes in his little closet a few feet away and was thus able to go horizontal in a move that could only be duplicated on […]

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Filed Under: Humor, stories of us Tagged With: humor, lowering a crib, parenting, parents

Carrie On Relocating: The Initial OMG…

October 17, 2014 by Carrie On, Y'all 12 Comments

On May 21, 2013. I was three weeks out of my third C-section, driving Sarah and Tate to school and daycare in our little Nashville suburb while lugging beautiful baby Sawyer in his carrier to get them there. My cell phone rang, and Jeff began the conversation with, “Are you sitting down?” This is not the […]

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Filed Under: Humor, Uncategorized Tagged With: humor, Relocation

Carrie On Annoying People: A Tale of Two Mail Carriers

October 16, 2014 by Carrie On, Y'all 8 Comments

I am a friendly person…this is an inherited trait, passed down from many generations of Southern women who know what is best, how everybody should act, and how they should conduct themselves in the presence of others. This leads me to question the conduct of one USPS mail carrier in my new hometown in Arkansas who […]

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About Carrie

Carrie is a former high school English teacher, turned stay-at-home mom to three children. Her blog Carrie On, Y'all chronicles the misadventures of raising children through a lens of sarcasm, poor housekeeping skills, and mediocre attempts to stay sane. She lives in Arkansas (yes, people live there!) with her husband, three children, dog, and cat. Read More…

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